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Proof that girls are evil:

Girls require time and money

GIRLS = TIME x MONEY

And time is money

TIME = MONEY

So GIRLS = (MONEY)(MONEY)

Money is the root of all evil

MONEY = Square root (EVIL)

Therefore girls are evil

GIRLS = Square root [(EVIL)(EVIL)]

But guys, shh! Keep this proof a secret.